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[ Gallery | Media | Fun | Encounters | DDD | Delphi archive ] best defenseSometimes, we admit, people find creative and witty ways to diss our Doug. But we are wittier... They say...genstshirt Something insidious is happening on this board. The Dark Doug Defenders are like an infestation, a contamination, of all that is good. They post by the hundreds and are creepy as he11. Begone!! Begone you misguided hordes of mindless Douganites. Followers of Douganetics! Buy Doug some Grecian Formula if you love him so much!!! Oh Goddess Genevieve. Oh great Goddess come and deliver us from these drones. Dispel these misguided souls and banish Doug forever. I liked Gen's kitchen. It was the greatest kitchen ever. Gen walks in bare feet because she never touches the floor. The Goddess walks on air. Say No to Dougs. We say...springkitty Our topic just got locked up! We're in the diaspora now... Coincidentally, Genstshirt, Grecian Formula is manufactured in Rantoul, IL, which happens to be in the county of Doug's birth--Champaign! And is just up the road from Tolono, where he completed HS. So you see there is an order to the universe which centers around Doug! Gen is just one of the many celestial bodies that orbit him. They say...Regarding a USA Today poll for favorite TS designer where Doug came in last... We say...springkitty That's easily explained... Doug fans only read the Wall Street Journal. |
